Work

I work in local politics. My office is in mid-town manhattan and it is an awful, awful place. I take a jam packed subway to work every morning, sit at my computer and get no sunlight. Welcome to my life. I deal with nuts most of the day and get paid only in fried chicken and glue sticks. The bonus is that I get to read all of the free Gay newspapers I want.

After I leave the office I sell the glue sticks on the subway, this pays my rent. Every once in a while I get a couple of extra pieces of fried chicken that I trade my buddy Julio for some shrimp lo-mein. I love that shrimp lo-mein.