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I haven’t had a chance to blog in a while. Not for a lack of wanting to – even though I must admit blogging is much more challenging than I ever could have imagined. I have just ended my stint on a Jury. Perhaps I will share some of those anecdotes one of these days, as it was quite an experience, for all the wrong reasons.
Thought I would give you an update on some of the stuff that has been percolating around the office/district the last couple of weeks.
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The library is kicking ass and taking names. There was another “town hall meeting” to discuss the fate of the library.
The options are:
1. Construction should take place on the exterior of the building. (Wacky Community Members Favor)
B. Construction should take place on the interior of the building. (Wacky Library Staff Favors)
3. Nothing should be done at all. (Some Really Wacky Community Members Favor)
So the highlights of the meeting in terms of quotes and other anecdotes are as follows.
*** One woman suggested that the library “take the chairs out, so we can sit on the floor … all we need are books and computers”
*** In response to option B (which would involve an enhanced teen area) One elderly woman screamed out … and I do mean screamed out. “Teens should be reading Adult Classics, like me did”
*** A middle aged man demanded to know where the head of the library was, he was emphatic about it. It turned out the head of the library was sitting at the same table he was.
*** Some woman expressed concern about the pace of the library’s construction by saying that the library is “following the pattern we’ve seen in New Orleans”. I can only assume that she was making a Hurricane Katrina reference, not making reference to having women flash boobs in the library. (if so … I’m down for extra reading)
*** Another woman linked the possible closing of the country to the war in Iraq, making some statement that culminated with the exact phrase “damaging to the country”
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I had another meeting the other night regarding some endless construction on a street in the area. I sympathize because the construction is quite a nuisance, however one man linked the construction to the “german assault on britian during the second world war”.
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More to follow shortly. Holiday dinner is tonight and perhaps some future blogs about the collar.
Finally, bossman went on a very popular, national (right leaning) TV show the other day protesting the Bush Administration and the War in Iraq. The following is a few of the emails we received. (note, I have not made this up at all – these are actual emails) There are hundreds of them. I cringe for America.
I can't believe you aligned yourself with those who praise Hitler. You are a disgrace to the USA !
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Hey "NUMBNUTS", keep your God-damned mouth shut regarding anything
about Iraq!!!!!
We "DO NOT NEED" any "ASS" as you, are speaking of anything!!!
SHUT UP NUMBNUTS!!!!!
(insert name)
New Milford, PA 18834
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From a middleaged married couple - after watching your appearance on O'Reilly Factor...consider yourself flipped off. Fascist? Illegal war? You know what...you're just another talking points, truth-be-damned, let's get the power back leftist. You care not for this country, or that we are under attack. That there are those who want to harm us simply because we're Americans. You, sir, with all due respect (and that's very very little) are a pathetic, vile, bottom dweller. Lose anyone on 9/11? Well, those of us who did despise those of you who are more interested in regaining power than protecting this country from terrorism.
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Over the past 2 years 59 members of my VFW Post have been voting to elect idiots for our award each month. Each month veteran members ranging in age from 35 to 87 pay attention to the news and pick out one person seen or heard on the media spouting idiotic statements. You have met our award standards and have been nominated by one of our members.We have a member that manufactures milking machines and has the process to emboss on a small plastic strainer pad the photo obtained from the internet or media of the idiot. If a photo is not available then we have an image of a jackass rear quarter we use with the persons name below it. When this is done the strainer pad is added to a urinal in our Post restroom. That way when we get the urge we can enter the restroom and take a look at the current elected idiot. You have been nominated and will be voted on 15 December, 2005.If you are elected then in the following week your photo will be added to one of our urinals. This group of veterans have fought in wars starting back in 1941. We all fought to protect your freedom and now we wonder if in your case it may have been a mistake. You are an idiot. Semper Fi!! GySgt. USMC (Ret.)We do not expect a reply........we know that would take testicles and you most likely do not have any!
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It will be so nice, when you leave MY country, and go live with our enemies in the Middle East.
You are a piece of dog crap, and are unworthy to call yourself an American.
Fornicate you, and the camel you rode in on. Please take "Thunder Thighs Hillary with you.
(Insert Name) Lancaster, CA
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YOU ARE DANGEROUS . YOU MUST BE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE. You are a sick politician.
You also have a noticeable Girly-Man voice and body language. So leftist Moron Senator, Swim To Cuba . History will prove George W Bush was one of our best war time presidents.
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Why don't you anti-American scumbags just head out to Russia or some other commie country and screw things up over there instead of here-but be careful, don't let Kennedy drive. But it would be nice if he did. I even have a bridge in mind to have him cross with all you guys in the car.
Thought I would give you an update on some of the stuff that has been percolating around the office/district the last couple of weeks.
***********************************************************************
The library is kicking ass and taking names. There was another “town hall meeting” to discuss the fate of the library.
The options are:
1. Construction should take place on the exterior of the building. (Wacky Community Members Favor)
B. Construction should take place on the interior of the building. (Wacky Library Staff Favors)
3. Nothing should be done at all. (Some Really Wacky Community Members Favor)
So the highlights of the meeting in terms of quotes and other anecdotes are as follows.
*** One woman suggested that the library “take the chairs out, so we can sit on the floor … all we need are books and computers”
*** In response to option B (which would involve an enhanced teen area) One elderly woman screamed out … and I do mean screamed out. “Teens should be reading Adult Classics, like me did”
*** A middle aged man demanded to know where the head of the library was, he was emphatic about it. It turned out the head of the library was sitting at the same table he was.
*** Some woman expressed concern about the pace of the library’s construction by saying that the library is “following the pattern we’ve seen in New Orleans”. I can only assume that she was making a Hurricane Katrina reference, not making reference to having women flash boobs in the library. (if so … I’m down for extra reading)
*** Another woman linked the possible closing of the country to the war in Iraq, making some statement that culminated with the exact phrase “damaging to the country”
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I had another meeting the other night regarding some endless construction on a street in the area. I sympathize because the construction is quite a nuisance, however one man linked the construction to the “german assault on britian during the second world war”.
************************************************************************
More to follow shortly. Holiday dinner is tonight and perhaps some future blogs about the collar.
Finally, bossman went on a very popular, national (right leaning) TV show the other day protesting the Bush Administration and the War in Iraq. The following is a few of the emails we received. (note, I have not made this up at all – these are actual emails) There are hundreds of them. I cringe for America.
I can't believe you aligned yourself with those who praise Hitler. You are a disgrace to the USA !
***
Hey "NUMBNUTS", keep your God-damned mouth shut regarding anything
about Iraq!!!!!
We "DO NOT NEED" any "ASS" as you, are speaking of anything!!!
SHUT UP NUMBNUTS!!!!!
(insert name)
New Milford, PA 18834
***
From a middleaged married couple - after watching your appearance on O'Reilly Factor...consider yourself flipped off. Fascist? Illegal war? You know what...you're just another talking points, truth-be-damned, let's get the power back leftist. You care not for this country, or that we are under attack. That there are those who want to harm us simply because we're Americans. You, sir, with all due respect (and that's very very little) are a pathetic, vile, bottom dweller. Lose anyone on 9/11? Well, those of us who did despise those of you who are more interested in regaining power than protecting this country from terrorism.
***
Over the past 2 years 59 members of my VFW Post have been voting to elect idiots for our award each month. Each month veteran members ranging in age from 35 to 87 pay attention to the news and pick out one person seen or heard on the media spouting idiotic statements. You have met our award standards and have been nominated by one of our members.We have a member that manufactures milking machines and has the process to emboss on a small plastic strainer pad the photo obtained from the internet or media of the idiot. If a photo is not available then we have an image of a jackass rear quarter we use with the persons name below it. When this is done the strainer pad is added to a urinal in our Post restroom. That way when we get the urge we can enter the restroom and take a look at the current elected idiot. You have been nominated and will be voted on 15 December, 2005.If you are elected then in the following week your photo will be added to one of our urinals. This group of veterans have fought in wars starting back in 1941. We all fought to protect your freedom and now we wonder if in your case it may have been a mistake. You are an idiot. Semper Fi!! GySgt. USMC (Ret.)We do not expect a reply........we know that would take testicles and you most likely do not have any!
***
It will be so nice, when you leave MY country, and go live with our enemies in the Middle East.
You are a piece of dog crap, and are unworthy to call yourself an American.
Fornicate you, and the camel you rode in on. Please take "Thunder Thighs Hillary with you.
(Insert Name) Lancaster, CA
***
YOU ARE DANGEROUS . YOU MUST BE VOTED OUT OF OFFICE. You are a sick politician.
You also have a noticeable Girly-Man voice and body language. So leftist Moron Senator, Swim To Cuba . History will prove George W Bush was one of our best war time presidents.
***
Why don't you anti-American scumbags just head out to Russia or some other commie country and screw things up over there instead of here-but be careful, don't let Kennedy drive. But it would be nice if he did. I even have a bridge in mind to have him cross with all you guys in the car.
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