Another day ... another dollar

The tightness of my shoulders screams release.

And release I do ... I need to release myself from work, even though all things being equal -- Today wasn't a bad day. However, often times I sit at my desk and the anger boils in side of me, it grips me like the claw of a massive scorpion.

I am still at work and am contemplating my departure -- sometimes I feel bad that I waste time at work, but I actually work quiet hard and, I think, am rather good at what I do. I also don't feel bad because currently on the other computers in the office are the following things.

-- A webpage devoted to the proper way to handle a three hole punch

-- The biography of Cleodora -- the arch angel of the Yonkers, who died during an awful Wasp incident in 1975 (yes wasps and scorpions in the same post)

-- A webpage that describes quick ways to get rich. "Get your money by cheating ... legally"

-- www.tunasmith.com The lesbian handbook -- Dyke like you mean it.

I'm content to be here, tonight I meet my match as I set off on the silver worm of redemption to watch 9 sterodic men play baseball against another roster of steroidic men. Ahh, the demons of the city!!!

Frank

Quitting Time

Lord knows I've sang the blues ...

My coworker (i'll call him The Igloo) just left the job, he punched the wall and said I'm gone. Am I Jealous? Perhaps -- but do I really want to be getting coffee and kissing suit ass. Nah, Nah Nah -- I ain't the Igloo!!! But maybe it is time for me to start searching out a new direction, a new path, a new way, a fresh start, a crisp line, ---- what's next, old fella, what's next!!!

The Igloo leaves in two weeks, and then will I get bombarded with work, will I get a raise -- nope, but bombarded with work -- Check. Thanks Igloo ... good luck man, don't melt.

I haven't digested the departure, will write more about it tomorrow.

An ode

Oh Igloo
Oh Igloo
Oh Igloo
You be so cool
You like a eskimo
Not an eskimo pie
but a good old fashioned arctic eskimo

Out --
Frank

Morning Ride

Got up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.

I even wore a tie today -- sure i took it from my roommate -- it shows, I'm trying. The tie I'm wearing is blue with silver diagonal stripes, I think there is a toothpaste stain on the tie that I didn't notice at first.

This afternoon I've got a meeting with a very important man, United States Senator Charles Schumer. I can't wait to hang with Senator Schumer -- I'm going to try and ask him hard viciously long questions sentences and trap him in his words. I'm going to use triple and quadruple negatives in my questions and get him to say the wrong things and then bam! I've got him.

For example:

Frank G Yak: "In the past you've been said that you didn't wouldn't not want to support the war in Iraq, Do you not want to neither support a different war in Afghanistan?"

or

Frank G Yak: "Do you not not like Shrimp Lo Mein, or are you not negative about attracting the finest Shrimp Lo Mein not to New York?"

And then when he answers --- Boo Yah -- I've got him!!!

In other news my office has gone MAD!!!! I'm working with Chimps!!! If you see me on the subway kill me (I'm the one with a toothpaste stain on my tie) !!!

Work

I work in local politics. My office is in mid-town manhattan and it is an awful, awful place. I take a jam packed subway to work every morning, sit at my computer and get no sunlight. Welcome to my life. I deal with nuts most of the day and get paid only in fried chicken and glue sticks. The bonus is that I get to read all of the free Gay newspapers I want.

After I leave the office I sell the glue sticks on the subway, this pays my rent. Every once in a while I get a couple of extra pieces of fried chicken that I trade my buddy Julio for some shrimp lo-mein. I love that shrimp lo-mein.

Opening Up

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